Custom Designed
Description
Sightseeing just got… upgraded.
The front graphic turns a familiar roadside stop into something a little less ordinary: “Abduction Tours — Daily Departures.” Featuring a not-so-subtle tour guide and a beam of light doing what it does best, the design blends humor, curiosity, and a classic alien trope into something that feels oddly official.
Printed as a large-format front design (Printful Beta), the artwork is bright, detailed, and built to stand out. From the forest backdrop to the mid-abduction moment, it’s the kind of piece that pulls people in before they even read it.
The left sleeve carries the mark: Certified Critical Thinker. Clean, consistent, and part of the identity behind the collection.
Part of the Tinfoil Threads lineup, this design leans into the idea that maybe not all trips are optional—and maybe some departures don’t come with a return ticket.
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717, this garment-dyed heavyweight tee delivers a soft, broken-in feel with a relaxed fit that holds up over time.
No reservations needed.
Details
• Custom designed
• Large front print (Printful Beta placement)
• Front graphic: “Abduction Tours — Daily Departures” (alien-themed design)
• Left sleeve print: Certified Critical Thinker
• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| |
WIDTH (inches) |
LENGTH (inches) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) |
| M |
20 ¼ |
28 |
17 ¾ |
| L |
22 |
29 ⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30 ¾ |
20 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31 ⅝ |
21 ¾ |
| 3XL |
27 ¾ |
32 ½ |
23 ¼ |
| |
WIDTH (cm) |
LENGTH (cm) |
SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) |
| M |
51.4 |
71.1 |
45 |
| L |
55.9 |
74.6 |
48.3 |
| XL |
61 |
78.1 |
52 |
| 2XL |
66 |
80.3 |
55.3 |
| 3XL |
70.5 |
82.6 |
59 |
