Epstein Files: Transparency Denied by Tinfoil Threads | Unisex | Cotton Heritage Premium Pullover Hoodie | Two-Side Print

TRANSPARENCY DENIED

This isn’t just a hoodie.
It’s a layer of insulation—for your body and your point of view.


From the front: a perfectly reasonable observation.

From the back: a reminder that some files may stay buried.

Printed on a premium midweight fleece hoodie designed for late nights, long sessions, and conversations that stall the moment someone gets uncomfortable. The smooth cotton face delivers crisp, high-contrast prints, while the interior fleece keeps things warm without turning you into a walking conspiracy furnace.

Built for endurance from:
constant barrage of forwarded memes
endless shared threads from socials
and that moment when someone says, “You really believe that?”

The relaxed unisex fit keeps it comfortable and low-profile. You’ll look normal enough—until someone reads it twice.

Verified Materials & Construction:
Smooth 100% cotton face for clean, durable printing
65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester blend for warmth, structure, and longevity
Midweight fleece—warm enough to matter, breathable enough to live in
Relaxed unisex fit for comfort, layering, and strategic invisibility
Double-needle stitching throughout because this hoodie is built to last—unlike most narratives
Front pouch pocket for hands, phones, or quiet contemplation
Matching flat drawstrings and a structured 3-panel hood for a clean silhouette
Blank product sourced from Pakistan (still not a secret location)

Disclaimer
This hoodie is not garment dyed. Color consistency is intentional, not accidental. Minor variations may occur due to lighting, screen settings, or reality itself.

Care Instructions
Machine washable.
Use mild detergent; avoid fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low or hang to air dry.
Avoid high heat to reduce shrinkage and existential distress.
Iron inside out on low heat if needed.
Do not dry clean.
Some color may release in early washes—wash with dark colors.

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