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Epstein Files: Transparency Denied | Unisex | Lane Seven Premium Zip-Up Hoodie | Two-Sided Print

Epstein Files: Transparency Denied | Unisex | Lane Seven Premium Zip-Up Hoodie | Two-Sided Print

Regular price $60.00 USD
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This isn’t just a zip-up hoodie.

It’s a layer—between you and the noise, the cold, and the conversations you didn’t ask for but somehow always end up in.

Soft, warm, and built for year-round wear, this hoodie is the one you grab without thinking. Zip it up when you want to disappear. Leave it open when you’re fine being seen. The relaxed fit keeps it comfortable whether you’re out connecting dots or staying in and letting other people argue online.

It’s structured enough to hold its shape, soft enough to live in, and versatile enough to move between seasons without trying too hard—because the message does enough work on its own.

Built to survive:
long nights
cold mornings
and opinions that show up uninvited.

Clean lines. Solid weight. No unnecessary details. Just a reliable layer that does what it’s supposed to do—and lasts.

Verified Materials & Construction
80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
Heather Grey: 70% cotton / 30% recycled polyester
Other heather colors: 60% cotton / 40% recycled polyester
Mid-heavyweight fabric (8.3 oz/yd² / 280 g/m²) for warmth without bulk
Relaxed unisex fit for everyday comfort
Three-panel hood with matching round drawcord
Full-length zipper with auto-lock slider
Front kangaroo pockets for function, not decoration
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for shape retention
Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer
Fabric blends and dye processes may result in slight color variations.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colors.
Use mild detergent and avoid fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low or hang to air dry.
Avoid high heat to reduce shrinkage.
Iron on low heat if needed, inside out.
Do not dry clean.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) BODY LENGTH (inches)
M 22 28
L 24 29
XL 26 30
2XL 28 31
3XL 30 32
  CHEST (cm) BODY LENGTH (cm)
M 55.9 71.1
L 61 73.7
XL 66 76.2
2XL 71.1 78.7
3XL 76.2 81.3
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