Tinfoil Threads
Swearing Helps 1776-2026 by Tinfoil Threads | Men's | Next Level | Fitted T-Shirt | Three-Sided Print
Swearing Helps 1776-2026 by Tinfoil Threads | Men's | Next Level | Fitted T-Shirt | Three-Sided Print
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Custom Designed | Limited Edition
Description
Swearing helps.
It’s not a personality trait.
It’s a coping strategy.
Short. Honest. Scientifically questionable—but emotionally accurate.
No graphics. No distractions. Just two words doing all the work, sitting there like yeah… you already know.
On the right sleeve, 1776 over 2026 keeps things grounded—because somehow we made it this far.
The left sleeve carries the Tinfoil Threads logo. Subtle enough to fly under the radar. Obvious enough for the right people.
Printed on the Next Level Fitted Tee, this one is soft, lightweight, and cut to fit just right. Easy to throw on. Hard to argue with.
Details
• Custom designed
• Limited edition
• Next Level Fitted Tee (3600)
• Front graphic: “swearing helps” (lowercase)
• Right sleeve print: “1776” over “2026”
• Left sleeve print: Tinfoil Threads logo
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 19 |
| M | 29 | 20 ½ |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 48.3 |
| M | 73.7 | 52 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
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